"i can fix him" Bitch you're worse
everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it
I had a dream that Joe Biden addressed the nation wearing a Miko robe like a Shinto priestess. He was also visibly 8 months pregnant. He didn't talk about that until the press asked him about it, to which he replied "I bear the child of a great spirit" as if that was like, something mildly inconvenient like getting stuck in traffic.
Laika how did you make this that fast
Who do you think gave you the dream
I've been scream laughing at this for several days
the first time i ever saw this video it made me spit out my drink all over my desk which is somewhat ironic considering the content of this video
“Abolish Golf”
Sticker spotted in Chicago, Illinois.
A typical golf course uses 200 million gallons of water a year. There are over 16,300 golf courses in the United States.
That's nuts.
Ngl I hate golf and I'm all for this. They put a golf course in our public park at the expense of hundreds of centuries-old live oak trees. Half of the walk around the park you're just looking at an empty golf course. Like 2 people want to play golf. So annoying.
Golf was a game developed in Scotland, where it rains up to 250 days of the year, and where the courses use very hard-wearing grass. The sand in the bunkers is because it used to be played on the coast - these traditional courses are called "Links" courses. The top Links course in Scotland, Royal Dornoch, uses no mains water at all. They have their own rainwater collection system.
It wasn't originally intended to be played in the middle of a desert on lush green turf that takes thousands of gallons of water a day to maintain. Unless you can keep the course alive using only rainwater collection, it shouldn't exist.
i think one of the smallest, most innocuous things about fanon sans that subtly shifted the way people interpret his character away from canon over time is how people saw this chilled-out lazy guy who sleeps a lot so they obviously drew him with sleepy/sleazy half-lidded eyes all the time
like i said, it's completely innocent! it makes sense too. but personality-wise? i think it takes away from the fact that this man is staring into your soul, unblinking, eyes wide open like some kind of fucked up little owl in like, 99% of his sprites
how people tend to draw sans
canon sans, 99% of the time
oh by the by, y'know who DOES canonically make the smug half-lidded eyes expression?
[ID: Undertale dialogue box of Papyrus saying "(AUDIBLE WINK)". He's making a smug expression, and his eyes are half closed. END ID]
yeah
[ID: Tumblr reply by mr-anon-guy reading: canon sans always looks like he just realized he left the oven on and is trying very hard to not make his panic visible. end ID]
ALT
magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end
who fucking reblogged this as ben ten
tunnaa-unnaa
